cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

(vía 5sosordie)

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(vía i-donthave-a-life)

insta-gramcracker:

when cats do the sticky out tongue thing all problems in life just disappear

(vía i-donthave-a-life)

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(vía eyeballfarts)

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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(vía stability)

buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

(Fuente: skeletim, vía hersheyspurts)

ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

(vía i-donthave-a-life)

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

(vía hemmingsandthehood)

wifibox:

looking at my blog like 

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(vía surprisebitch)

whatsblink-182:

sad? heartbroken? happy? suffering from an std? there’s a blink-182 song for that.

(Fuente: alienplanets, vía hemmingsandthehood)